If you have a problem, a question or a comment, feel free to drop me a line. It’s totally anonymous. You know, I’d love to hear from you… I’ll always reply too.


You’re a complete clown, just read some of this rubbish.. wtf 7. September 2022

Thanks for reading! Another satisfied customer!

Por que eres tan genial? 7. September 2022

Creo que es por mi costoso sistema de aire acondicionado.

What’s the best way to impress a chick? 4. September 2020

Have money.

For a second there, I read the “self help” tab as “send help”. 7. February 2019

Send help is probably more appropriate.

Whats your snapchat for facks sake?? 7. February 2019

I don’t use Snapchat because I’m not 13. Just kidding, I use it every damn day. Not too sure on my username. Just type in some letters into the search and if it’s meant to be then I’ll come up.

What do I do when I can’t afford a therapist? 29. November 2018

Do what we all do. Hold it all in until one day it erupts like Mount Edna while you’re standing in the checkout queue in the big Asda. I see it happen all the time. Never know, you could become insta-famous for five minutes. And that’s really what we all want ain’t it?

Oh my fucking god. I’ve just realised your blog is lost IT GIRL. Not “I 12. November 2018

Yeah? Cool. Happy for you. What a revelation that must have been.

Not a question but your blogs keep me going, my dating life is a disaster and reading your blog let’s me know I’m not the only one haha. Thank you! 10. October 2018

Another satisfied customer. Thanks!

Who’s the oldest and youngest guy you’ve ever been out with? 17. April 2018

Oh, please fck off… Why don’t you tell me the names of yours and I’ll tell you how much I’m pretending to care?

Lost it girl, Long time reader/ admirer… My question or should i say story is why I am here. I matched a guy in tinder and chatted for a while, 3 weeks to be exact. He cancelled on the first date to see his sick grandma the morning of. So I cancelled on him the morning of our next date for no reason. Third date was organised and he cancelled on me for the boys. You read that right. So I got pissed off and he begged to take me out. Brilliant I thought! So we went on our date he bought me dinner (I never do dinner dates as he shouldn’t know I eat until at least the 3rd date) however I thought I’d try something different. So after the date he sent me a lovely text asking to see me again. Now I thought it was all going swimmingly (yes taking a little longer than I thought) I stalked his insta to find he was in a relationship for 5 years and just broke up in jan. Another month goes on and no second date. Every time I asked (2 because I couldn’t dare to anymore) he kinda ignored it. I should add he messaged me every day and all day. We have spoken every day for 2 months. So I had enough and kinda went crazy on his ass. I messaged a long message basically being like what do you want from me? We haven’t slept together and when I drunkly asked to come to his he said no. in his response he didn’t want long term but then asked me on a second date? WTF?! So here I am even more confused. We haven’t slept together but been talking for 2 months and been on one date? Am I wasting my time? If he just wanted to sleep with me he would have by now… right? 17. April 2018

You’re confused? Try being me right now… I slept through three meals in a row, my poor boyfriend cried in public and I can not buy the Gucci balaclava Rihanna wore so I really didn’t need this shit.
What I did was just read the first two lines of this and the last two.
The first two were all about me so that was great, thanks. And in the last two you answered the question yourself. So why are we here?
He’s utterly awful. A complete fckin douche bag of the most despicable order, he’s most certainly not interested in you, he still harbours regrets over his ex – something he will likely be doing for quite some time, and you? Well, unfortunately you care too much and are overthinking it all an awful lot more than you should for someone you really barely know.
Forget it, delete him, block him and move on… There’s no other ending to this which could be happy.

Please tell me how to get a Chanel twinset 26. November 2017

Why are you asking me this? You obviously have the internet or else you wouldn’t be able to come on here and ask me a question. Honestly this is like going on twitter and asking:

“The clocks have gone back what time is it?” 

“Can you get green tea at Starbucks?” 

“Hey I’m off to Dubai, any recommendations?”

All boring shit you can Google. Because if you can Tweet, you can Google. Basically you’re just trying to get someone’s attention. So now you’ve got mine, what is it you really want to know???

What do I do when I’ve been with someone for 5 years but am still breaking up with them? 26. November 2017

Hey, sorry, I’m unclear. So you have been dating for five years and the whole of those five years you’ve been breaking up? That sounds intense af. Or do you mean you’ve been together five years and you are about to break up with them? Either way, when it’s over, it’s over. Get your best friend to change all the passwords on your social media so you can’t go bonkers on there and make a fool of yourself (we all do it, just make steps to avoid it). In fact, just give them your mobile phone since when you get pissed you will text them. Get a therapist talk it through with them all whilst on the outside you will look like you’re fine. Next thing you know you’ll be skinny and over it. XO 

You’re a bad person and you hurt the people who are closest to you. Your advice is toxic and displays deep-seated emotional and mental issues. A couple of minutes of reading this blog has made me worried. This is not meant to be hateful, I think you actually need help. 4. October 2017

LostItGirl thanks you for your concern and your time reading. A couple of minutes reading one of our blogs must be some kind of visitor record.

We are a team of six, but you’re right we probably all definitely do need help. Please share with any therapists you think our gif-laden mock-diary blogs could be of interest to.

As for the advice – it’s all very much tongue in cheek, but you knew that really…

Much love



Hi LIG. You know your Chanel wedding twinset, was this like £1000+ or is that a rip – off? Asking for a friend 26. September 2017

Who’s your friend? Have them ask me themselves.

I have a profile picture of my dog dressed up as a sunflower. This wasn’t covered off in the article. Any news on that one? 25. September 2017

You’re a sad sack and you’ll never get laid. Sure, chicks like dogs and everyone likes animals in human clothes, but it wasn’t mentioned because I’ve never seen it. Probably since I don’t talk to virgins. XO

Should I wear a disco ball to a Dubai brunch? 25. September 2017

Wear whatever you want in your life. Don’t let me or anyone else tell you otherwise. Society has a fixation on the appearance of people, when it’s really what comes out of one’s mouth that counts for most. Having said that, whatever you do decide to wear, pair it with crocs mate. ?



I had unauthorised sex when drunk with a guy twice my age. Probably doesn’t sound bad, but I’m 32. He is a guy who drinks in my local pub and has his own tankard behind the bar. Should I never go into that bar again? Not too sure if he’s rich, he spends a lot of time in there so maybe he’s trading on the stock market on his phone? What shall I do? 25. September 2017

I’m going to interpret the “unauthorised” part of this as “unprotected”.

He’s an alcoholic, he’s definitely not rich. A tankard with his name on it in a bar means he’s a hardcore drinker who probably has a major germ phobia/or he is proud of being the first in and last out of this “pub”; and that’s why he has to use the same cup.

We all fck mistakes and psychos from time to time so don’t beat yourself up about it. You should go back to the bar – if you want to fck a guy who takes his own tumbler to a bar.

If not, just drink enough elsewhere so you can forget it even happened; it’s the easiest way to unfuck someone. Make like him and drink enough to forget about all the shit things you ever did in your life. I did some maths and it turns out he’s 64, which is bad timing as if it was a year later, you could’ve stolen his bus pass. That’s something worth thinking about.




Hello LIG i would love to have your advice on what i should do, i moved into my new home 4 months ago and i have become friendly with my next door neighbour and she is the most beautiful and kind woman, she is 26 and i am 46 do i stand any chance of a relationship with her, she was shocked by my age because she thought i was mid 30s, do you know what i can do? xx 25. September 2017

Well, you don’t tell her your real age you total doofus. You lie. Nobody tells the truth about anything in the beginning.

Do you think that when I meet a guy I tell them I’ve got more issues than Vogue? Do you think I tell them about my blog and my love of prescription drugs? Anyway, whatever you’ve told her, you’re old af now so you have very little to lose. Just ask her out I guess, hide your CD collection, tell her you’re rich and hope she’s into geriatrics.

Good luck with that.




have you ever been in an emotionally abusive relationship? 25. September 2017

The question is, have you?

what are the lastest girl obsessions 25. September 2017

Girl obsessions? What like snap bands and Hannah Montana virtual games? How the fck should I know? Here at LostItGirl, we are obsessed with Rihanna make up, Celine Dion, a lot of music I don’t have time to mention, the current Gucci range, and Britney Spears. What about you? What are you obsessed with, apart from me???

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