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Ruiner

Today we are going to discuss people whose only joy on this planet comes solely from spoiling everyone else’s fun....
Celebs

Gram Slamming

I’ve been reading about this new thing called ‘Gram Slamming’. It sounded like fun before I even knew what it...
My Life

Relationship Update

At the beginning of January I decided to ignore all of my (then) current rotation and see which ones came...
Self Help

The Panicship

A subject has been coming up a lot recently between my friends and I… The panicship. This is a bit...
My Life

12 great things about being friends with LostItGirl

People ask me all the time what it’s like to be friends with LostItGirl. I say it’s like being in...
Self Help

#Blog – It’s time to lose the hashtags

The overuse of hashtagging is starting to make me feel sad. I go on Instagram and see people so desperate...
Self Help

Think before you text

After yesterday’s story about Hat Man’s inglorious fck up and his girlfriend’s inability to hide the crazy, I decided to...
My Life

Hat Man strikes again

It was a few weeks into January and I was tucked up in bed sipping some red wine and watching...
Veganuary
My Life

Veganuary

January blues are just made worse by giving up everything fun, but it’s what we all do. So in that...
My Life

Try not to be a prick

I was going to do a shit-tonne of blogs like most years about the joys of Christmas and the new...
My Life

The classic behaviours of the dumped

This, for me, is a fckin fun subject… So we’ve done reactions to being dumped before when we covered off...
My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
My Life

Now’s just not the right time…

I have a rule about showing yourself up in public: don’t do it for fck sake. Always has been and...
Profile Picture
Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
My Life

If you don’t love me at my freaky you don’t deserve me at my chicy

I had a crying fit at my current favourite man from the rotation. It was brought on because I missed...
Self Help

He liked my picture – he loves me

I’m sure we all have many things in common, but one thing I definitely know we all have in common...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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