My Life

Lockdown. Man down.

The behaviour of men during this period of lockdown… I won’t say it’s eclipsed my own, but I have been...
Coronacoaster
My Life

Coronacoaster

Sorry, but who comes up with these monickers? Who feels it appropriate to give a fun, kooky little title to...
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And we’re done…

After my last encounter with the anal enthusiast, I’ve taken some time to consider the outcomes of my experiment. I...
My Life

Whore Zone

I’ve done a lot of market research into why anyone would ask you to have anal sex before you’ve even...
My Life

He’s an ass man

My track record of internet dating is not only very short, it’s quite disastrous. I’m thinking I can’t be the...
My Life

MIA

Sorry I’ve been MIA (Missing In Action) but I’ve really been so busy recently (sometimes I always am). I’m doing...
My Life

Yeah, you’ve got my attention…

What is it with me and electricians I wonder? I guess there’s just a spark. EDF, my ex boyfriend who...
My Life

Things change people change feelings change

Change is inevitable, but a lot of people don’t really like it. Say you have a shop at the end...
My Life

Gelato Pt. II

Day Seven (CONTINUED) I find the pub, I send him the location and say to meet at exactly 5 pm....
My Life

Gelato Pt. I

As we know by now, I’m a big fan of fck boys. They’re funny, and I like them. But my...
My Life

The classic behaviours of the dumped

This, for me, is a fckin fun subject… So we’ve done reactions to being dumped before when we covered off...
My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
Profile Picture
Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
My Life

Now’s just not the right time…

I have a rule about showing yourself up in public: don’t do it for fck sake. Always has been and...
My Life

If you don’t love me at my freaky you don’t deserve me at my chicy

I had a crying fit at my current favourite man from the rotation. It was brought on because I missed...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
Self Help

He liked my picture – he loves me

I’m sure we all have many things in common, but one thing I definitely know we all have in common...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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