My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

A tale of two non-chic LostItGirls

“I’ll get my revenge take my keys to your Benz.” I was recently told a story I simply had to...
My Life

An update…

Hi there, and a happy new year, happy Christmas, whatever…  Firstly, I had lots of Christmas and new year blogs planned,...
My Life

Five minute man

Once upon a time I read an article that said a man will know within the first five minutes of...
My Life

A phone story

My black iPhone and I are super close. Except for my late, great dog Ursula Britney, my black iPhone is...
Self Help

7 best excuses to use on yourself when you get dumped

This is not in any way inspired by being thrown into the dustbin. It is instead inspired by a guy...
Being a man
My Life

Being a man

The male me we’ve all become familiar with from the last few blogs texted me this week. It was great...
My Life

Back to Tinder – A.G.A.I.N

Natalie’s back on social media dating apps once more. We’re not really clear why it ever gets deleted. Shit, I’ve...
My Life

Male me – Pt II

Remember male me from the other day? Well, after a week of sporadic texts he takes hours to reply to...
Celebs

Exes

Rihanna and Drake were both out in Abu Dhabi for the F1 Grand Prix. This is a yearly event where...
My Life

The classic behaviours of the dumped

This, for me, is a fckin fun subject… So we’ve done reactions to being dumped before when we covered off...
My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
Profile Picture
Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
My Life

Now’s just not the right time…

I have a rule about showing yourself up in public: don’t do it for fck sake. Always has been and...
My Life

If you don’t love me at my freaky you don’t deserve me at my chicy

I had a crying fit at my current favourite man from the rotation. It was brought on because I missed...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
Self Help

He liked my picture – he loves me

I’m sure we all have many things in common, but one thing I definitely know we all have in common...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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