Last Night A DJ Ruined My Life
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Last night a DJ ruined my life

That’s going to be a 2016 neg remix of the song which is called ‘Last night a DJ saved my life’....
Dubai Shit Shows
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Dubai shit shows

LostItGirl takes time to consider the considerable selection of beings in Dubai (holidaymakers and residents) bereft of that really quite...
The best beaches in Dubai - Reviewed by LIG
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The best beaches in Dubai – Reviewed by LIG

If you ever go to Dubai on holiday, there’s every chance you will be interested in going to the beach....
Celebs

Now Beyoncé’s back we all badasses again

The Queen has returned with a really amazing album (disregarding the tracks toward the end which are archetypal balladry and...
England Got Hot
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England got hot

Oh my gosh, hot England is the funniest… I’m obsessed with the Sun. It’s obviously going to make me look...
The LostItGirl stages of a breakup
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The LostItGirl stages of a breakup

The stages of a breakup are sadly unavoidable. One thing we all have in common is that we are human,...
Self Help

The seven stages of a breakup

You’ll see many things online about the seven stages of a breakup. But those are for normal people, not a LostItGirl....
Self Help

Generation Z

Welcome along to a new generation, and by Jesus it’s gonna be a good one! The new generation I speak...
My Life

The Met Gala – Full of good shit and full of sacks of shit

So for those in the shade about the Met, it’s a gala to celebrate fashion. Quite why there were so...
Uber Pool
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Uber Pool

Here’s an Uber code. Now use it to get the FCK out of my face. On Friday night I found...
My Life

The classic behaviours of the dumped

This, for me, is a fckin fun subject… So we’ve done reactions to being dumped before when we covered off...
My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
Profile Picture
Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
My Life

Now’s just not the right time…

I have a rule about showing yourself up in public: don’t do it for fck sake. Always has been and...
My Life

If you don’t love me at my freaky you don’t deserve me at my chicy

I had a crying fit at my current favourite man from the rotation. It was brought on because I missed...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
Self Help

He liked my picture – he loves me

I’m sure we all have many things in common, but one thing I definitely know we all have in common...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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