Self Help

Wake up and break up

Apparently it’s the time of year for everyone to break up! SO. MUCH. FUN. It’s also sad, but not really…...
My Life

Silence is breezy

It’s oh so quiet, and you know what? I like it. I’ve left some litter in the bin of last...
Self Help

Hello new year

I’m not interested in discussing the ‘new year new me’ thing and how repugnant it is. I did it in...
Self Help

How (not) to be an Xmas party shitshow

My name is LostItGirl, and it’s gotta mean something. For me, it signifies that I’ve lost ‘it’, whatever ‘it’ is,...
My Life

Junk mail

It’s occurred to me (really quite quickly) that dating apps are just junk. In fact, the contents of the apps...
Self Help

Am I weird if I know I’m weird?

Can you, indeed, be labelled as anything if you yourself already know that’s what you are? For instance, say I’m...
My Life

Panic in a hotel room

I’m panicked. I’m hungover. I’m delirious. I’m stressed. We’re staring at each other. Well, to be honest I just saw...
My Life

D-saster

I think somebody needs to stage an intervention. My behaviour has become grossly unacceptable. And by ‘grossly unacceptable’ I really...
My Life

Nothing changes

No-Men-Vember is actually going great. Shout goes out to a couple of my friends for entertaining me all weekend, and...
My Life

What a fckin disaster

I decided to attempt to replace EDF, since I currently have an opening for a guy who I don’t particularly...
My Life

The classic behaviours of the dumped

This, for me, is a fckin fun subject… So we’ve done reactions to being dumped before when we covered off...
My Life

I don’t like you because my brother doesn’t like you

Oh dear, I’ve recently noticed a trend. Quite how it’s taken me so long is a mystery, but the dawn...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
My Life

Now’s just not the right time…

I have a rule about showing yourself up in public: don’t do it for fck sake. Always has been and...
Profile Picture
Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
My Life

If you don’t love me at my freaky you don’t deserve me at my chicy

I had a crying fit at my current favourite man from the rotation. It was brought on because I missed...
Self Help

Terrible advice

Quite recently, the LostItGirl team messaged to inform me that someone came on to the Ask Me page to tell...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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