Self Help

Hello new year

I’m not interested in discussing the ‘new year new me’ thing and how repugnant it is. I did it in...
Self Help

How (not) to be an Xmas party shitshow

My name is LostItGirl, and it’s gotta mean something. For me, it signifies that I’ve lost ‘it’, whatever ‘it’ is,...
My Life

Junk mail

It’s occurred to me (really quite quickly) that dating apps are just junk. In fact, the contents of the apps...
Self Help

Am I weird if I know I’m weird?

Can you, indeed, be labelled as anything if you yourself already know that’s what you are? For instance, say I’m...
My Life

Panic in a hotel room

I’m panicked. I’m hungover. I’m delirious. I’m stressed. We’re staring at each other. Well, to be honest I just saw...
My Life

D-saster

I think somebody needs to stage an intervention. My behaviour has become grossly unacceptable. And by ‘grossly unacceptable’ I really...
My Life

Nothing changes

No-Men-Vember is actually going great. Shout goes out to a couple of my friends for entertaining me all weekend, and...
My Life

What a fckin disaster

I decided to attempt to replace EDF, since I currently have an opening for a guy who I don’t particularly...
My Life

I’m going mad

Here in the UK the clocks have changed. I don’t know how they’ve changed, but they have. We are so...
My Life

Stop being romantic

I was watching breakfast television this morning, and there was a discussion about Harry and Meg. Apparently they partake in...
Self Help

Fck it

Sometimes, saying fck it is just the best thing to do. Contrary to popular belief, using swearing as a form...
Self Help

Terrible advice

Quite recently, the LostItGirl team messaged to inform me that someone came on to the Ask Me page to tell...
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Self Help

What does your profile picture say about you?

Today we will attempt to discover what your profile picture says about you, and what the profile picture behaviour you...
Self Help

No boys back

I said recently that we would discuss why he can’t come to yours/the benefits of only ever going to his,...
Coronacoaster
My Life

Coronacoaster

Sorry, but who comes up with these monickers? Who feels it appropriate to give a fun, kooky little title to...
Diet

Barbie Got Fat

It’s political correctness gone mad, and what’s more, it’s my worst fckin nightmare come true. They’ve made Barbie fat. OK...
My Life

Builder bitch

Omg. I totally built a whole solid oak king size bed all by myself. I’m talking no help, I’m talking...
My Life

MIA

Sorry I’ve been MIA (Missing In Action) but I’ve really been so busy recently (sometimes I always am). I’m doing...
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London's LostItGirl navigates the profoundly complex and sometimes terrifying terrain represented by singledom, womanhood and also being a complete fck up. Making all of life's mistakes and documenting them so that we all may become better individuals.

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